January 2011
89 posts
What if I killed myself months ago and the only...
I had a bad week this week.
it sucks to think im not losing any weight, but then again it doesnt feel like im trying.
6095) If you really knew me, you'd know that I'm...
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I said I'm not waiting for you anymore.
But i’ll always be here.
Friendship, and all relationships in fact, are built on a foundation. That...
– Lio horoscope, so true!
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
eunicecorn:
asians-in-nikes:
OMFG, THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
So many people ask me why I don't like you and I...
Because the reason why is so selfish i can’t even write it on here.
When your parents leave you in the car while they...
sarahramora:
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like
when you hear your parents coming and you try to...
kylielovestrees:fucknicethings:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
omg. LOL
NO WHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
ALWAYS HAVE A SAFE TAB, ALWAYS.
So I joined weight watchers tonight.
mainly because i believe i’ll never have a relationship if im this size, and im so god damn lonely at the moment. FOREVER ALONE.
Crossing that fine line of having fun and it...
I don't want to sleep alone tonight.
jeansandfitted:
I want you beside me
Wish one night stands meant more than just sex.
That awful feeling when you love talking to...
breadvisionnn:
that awkward moment when you break something that...
itmightbemycharm:
oh my god! I'm now scared to go on my pissing...
5947) If you really knew me, you'd know that it...
Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure...
Comes to something when not even your best friend...
I want to move away :(
When you start crying in front of your parents.
Your all like :
See, this is exactly what I’m talking about: when...
Wow, just got said this by one of my 'best...
scott : na no offense but i actually dont like you haha you cleraly just get bored so make stuff up like ive changed and have no meaning or justification to support it haha
I need a fuck buddy, no strings attached fuck...
Reblog if you'd rather be having sex now.
igotsoulbutimnotasoldier:
filthyminds:
I don't even know how I feel right now. I want to...
illseeyousoonthenn:
I need to adopt a new life style.
I really hate myself at the moment so i’m going to :
- either get up at 6 and take my dog for an hour walk
- or do at least an hours exercise every day
- eat smaller portions
- breakfast, dinner and tea. with no snacks.
- get a job
- do better in school
I never stopped liking you. I just stopped trying.
jaaasminne:
It doesn’t matter, you never noticed anyways.
all time low orders pizza.
pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
pizza hut: would that be delivery?
matt: yeah.
jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
pizza hut: yup that's correct.
matt: can i get two supreme -
vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
matt: ......
vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
matt: YES YES YES.
rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
pizza hut: any drinks?
matt: six 2 liters of coke.
vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
matt: SHUT UP VINNY
pizza hut: is that all for you?
matt: yeah what's the total
jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
pizza hut: that would be 295.33
matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
matt: really?
pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
matt: god bless you, kind soul.
pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
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