January 2011
89 posts
Jan 30th
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What if I killed myself months ago and the only...
Jan 30th
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I had a bad week this week.
it sucks to think im not losing any weight, but then again it doesnt feel like im trying.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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6095) If you really knew me, you'd know that I'm...
Jan 27th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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I said I'm not waiting for you anymore.
But i’ll always be here.
Jan 23rd
“Friendship, and all relationships in fact, are built on a foundation. That...”
– Lio horoscope, so true!
Jan 21st
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
eunicecorn: asians-in-nikes: OMFG, THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
Jan 20th
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So many people ask me why I don't like you and I...
Because the reason why is so selfish i can’t even write it on here.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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When your parents leave you in the car while they...
sarahramora: and you’re jamming to your music like Then people walk past and are like and then you’re like
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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when you hear your parents coming and you try to...
kylielovestrees:fucknicethings: THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION  omg. LOL NO WHERE TO HIDE OPEN PAINT OPEN PAINT OPEN PAINT ALWAYS HAVE A SAFE TAB, ALWAYS. 
Jan 17th
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So I joined weight watchers tonight.
mainly because i believe i’ll never have a relationship if im this size, and im so god damn lonely at the moment. FOREVER ALONE.
Jan 17th
Crossing that fine line of having fun and it...
Jan 17th
I don't want to sleep alone tonight.
jeansandfitted: I want you beside me
Jan 16th
Wish one night stands meant more than just sex.
Jan 16th
That awful feeling when you love talking to...
breadvisionnn:
Jan 16th
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that awkward moment when you break something that...
itmightbemycharm:
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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oh my god! I'm now scared to go on my pissing...
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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5947) If you really knew me, you'd know that it...
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Comes to something when not even your best friend...
Jan 10th
I want to move away :(
Jan 10th
When you start crying in front of your parents.
Your all like :
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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See, this is exactly what I’m talking about: when...
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Listenasianmaddy: brotato-chip: heyvivianheyy: ...
Jan 9th
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Wow, just got said this by one of my 'best...
scott : na no offense but i actually dont like you haha you cleraly just get bored so make stuff up like ive changed and have no meaning or justification to support it haha
Jan 9th
I need a fuck buddy, no strings attached fuck...
Jan 9th
Reblog if you'd rather be having sex now.
igotsoulbutimnotasoldier: filthyminds:
Jan 9th
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I don't even know how I feel right now. I want to...
illseeyousoonthenn:
Jan 9th
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I need to adopt a new life style.
I really hate myself at the moment so i’m going to : - either get up at 6 and take my dog for an hour walk - or do at least an hours exercise every day - eat smaller portions - breakfast, dinner and tea. with no snacks. - get a job - do better in school
Jan 9th
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I never stopped liking you. I just stopped trying.
jaaasminne: It doesn’t matter, you never noticed anyways.
Jan 9th
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all time low orders pizza.
pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
pizza hut: would that be delivery?
matt: yeah.
jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
pizza hut: yup that's correct.
matt: can i get two supreme -
vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
matt: ......
vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
matt: YES YES YES.
rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
pizza hut: any drinks?
matt: six 2 liters of coke.
vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
matt: SHUT UP VINNY
pizza hut: is that all for you?
matt: yeah what's the total
jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
pizza hut: that would be 295.33
matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
matt: really?
pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
matt: god bless you, kind soul.
pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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